Thursday, March 24, 2005

Ramblings, Whitney, Dating and some things to make you go Hmmmm

Hey there,

Well in a day I’ve gotten two comments, that doubles my previous comments. WHOO HOOO. I’m still trying to figure a few things out with the blog, I have a bunch of ideas, I just need the time to implement them. I’m trying to write something every day rather then go a week or so without posting. Plus it gets me in the habit of posting. Because I can be very lazy given the chance. No really I can! OMG, I am listening to the talk radio station here in ATL and just heard Whitney Houston is back in rehab. That’s the topic for a entire blog in itself. When will she learn? She had such an awesome career in the 80’s and early 90’s and in the last 10 years I’d say she let things go. I don’t want you to think I’m a Whitney basher, hell I’m listening to her greatest hits in the car right now, the dance mix CD, I love that thing. But come on now, dump the man and move on. She keeps saying how much she loves him, but love ain’t chemical dependant. Isn’t a shame when someone with so much talent just doesn’t do anything with it, heck I’d kill just to be able to carry a tune. I am probably the worst singer I know, and I am BAD, I’m talking American Idol reject bad. And then there is Mariah.. that’s too much to go into so I’ll leave that one alone.

Sorry for the tangent there, but what was I saying before I rudely interrupted myself…. Oh yeah the blog. I’m having fun doing this and I Hope y’all are enjoying it. I’m going to type about everything, dating, me, reality TV, West Wing, and everything. But we’ll start off by dating. I swear I’m going to come up with my own material, like Terminally Single, but I am a serial Dater. I heard one comedian, talk about how if Serial Killers are called that because they kill people, then they were a Serial Dater because after they go out there never is a second date. Well lately this has been my dating life, hell this has been it for the last 10 years I think LOL. I have many dating stories. And yes I’ll go over all them. But lately I go on one date and you think “Man that went great, I can’t wait to see (Insert Name of the week) again.” Then you get the “Oh we will have to do something soon (Implying when Satan is ice skating in hell), the I like you but not in that way, or the all time gay favorite, the ignore them and they will go away. I’m trying to dissect what I do in dating, I mean I’m not hideous. I’m hung like a horse (Just kidding or am I? HMMMM) But my biggest downfall is I’m so damn shy, which I seriously am working on. A lot of people I have known said at first they think I have attitude, but I don’t, I just get a feel for the situation before I really say anything. I actually gave up dating a few years back for a year because I went with the three strikes out rule. I had three dates in a two month period that got consistently worse and I figured before I got arrested on a date I’d give it a rest.

The first date, for the life of me I can’t remember what went wrong. I think I blocked it from my memory. For the life of me I can’t recall what happened. HMMM,

But the other two I will go into tomorrow… I know right now you’re cussing me for doing it, but I got carried away in doing more then I thought I would do. I was only going to do a paragraph or two, not a book. Well tune in tomorrow and hear about my dating life.

1 comment:

Billy said...

Loved the post. Can't wait to hear more. It's to bad a guy like you has had such bad luck in the dating department. Hopefully someone comes along soon and knocks your socks and pants off ;)