Tricks are for …. Gay boys!

OK OK OK, I know I’ve been slack about posting but last week I had my 165 page advertising project due for my Ad Campaigns class and also Mr. Thomas, who’s taking my time but you know I sure don’t mind giving it! He’s incredible, but enough about that, you’ll get more about that later.

Ok, in my earlier days I was known for my, shall we say sluttyness. Yes it’s true, you ask, how could this be true, you’re so cute, clean cut and boy next-door looking. But yes it’s true. If you’ve read the blog for a while, I was told years ago “I’ve been around the block 4 times and stopped at every house twice.” That’s a pretty accurate description. Back then I came up with the rules for tricking. I don’t recall if I came up with these at a bar one night, volunteering at the Aids Walk, or just hanging out with friends. But among my friends they became pretty popular. I’ve had them for over 10 years, because I had them before my ex. And that began in 1994. So here they are

1. Never give them your name, but if you have too, never give them your real name. Ok I think this is obvious but, when you go out you never give them a name, you go do your business and leave. No strings no worries. But if you have to give them a name, give them your “trick name.” meaning a name you can think of easily and use when asked. If you hesitate, guys won’t believe you.
2. Always go to their place. Ok, this one is great for avoiding stalkers. You go to their place and then you can leave when you want and not have to worry about them staying the night. I know we’ve all been there, you have someone you can get rid of, this doesn’t have to be in a sexual situation, but just someone who won’t leave. And if you’re just in the mood to get off and go then go to their place and you can always say “I have to get going, sorry I can’t stay the night.” If they are at your place its harder to get them to leave, you gotta think ahead.
3. Always get their number and never give them yours. Ok, again good for avoiding stalkers, but also, if they aren’t good in bed or you don’t want to see them again, you won’t have them call you. The perfect example of this is something like “Right now I’m living with my sister and can’t give out the number there, but I’ll take yours.” Hey if its good you can call them and set up another get together. Then after you developed a f*ck buddy situation trade number.

Ok, these rules were made before the days of the internet. Now we have Manhunt, AOL and tons of other places to meet. I think you can get away will all three, but now for number 3, instead of phone numbers you can trade emails. Because if you’re like me you have like 20 email addresses, for a time there you got a free email account with everything you signed up for. So that makes contact a little easier.

Now, I know some of you are like, OMG what a player, well yeah I was in my younger days but now, I’m not, but hey if you’re going out to just get your rocks off and you both want it, then go for it. I’m not going to judge.

Enjoy the rules and play safe!